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WorKonnect!

Looking for a job – tough right?
We’ve been there.
Missing that perfect career fit?
We’ve been there.
Thinking the other applicants are…y’know…

BEEN THERE

Dust off that CV because Workonnect is about to
link…it…UP!

Click below and hold onto something.  Here comes the

WorKonnect Experience!

First there’s 75 minutes of us in PHENOM! our exclusive, patented
Web 2.5 Presentation

Our Execs!  Guys you’d love to have a beer with
Our HR Team!  Human Resources?  More like Hacienda Relaxo!
We work hard and PLAY HARD, playa!

Are we having fun yet?  No?  Well, let’s GOHow ‘bout a round of Q&A about you, the REAL you, the secret you. Take our dynamic Skills Assessment & score! (psssst Don’t forget that ss#!)

Make YOUR today tomorrow NOW! 

$$WorKonnect!$$

WoW! Click It
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 It’s NEVER been THIS easy – Direct Connect.  WorKonnect!

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